Lentil at 1 Month

Well I think it's safe to say that having a baby really does change everything, and yet some things dont seem to change at all. For example, my sleep patterns from the month before Lentil was born give me just under 7 hours of sleep every night on average: But in the month immediately after … Continue reading Lentil at 1 Month

The Parking Ticket or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Parking Nazis

A parking ticket? A parking ticket?! (My kingdom for a parking ticket!) https://www.flickr.com/photos/voteprime/957912151/ We Got a Parking Ticket - Adam Gerard Furious doesn't even begin to cover it. There are millions of words in the english language, but I don't think I can string enough of them together to accurately describe just how angry I am. … Continue reading The Parking Ticket or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Parking Nazis

The Arrival of Lentil

It took a while, but she's finally here. My little Lentil. Born on 28th December 2018 at 16:21 by c-section and weighing 9lbs 2oz! We went in to the hospital on Boxing Day for the induction, and after a difficult labour (52 hours total) she was finally out. Buttercup endured hell with this birth. Lots … Continue reading The Arrival of Lentil

Pregnancy Jitters Pt 2

Well, after our scare the other day ( Pregnant Jitters ) Buttercup was not induced as the ward was full and actually closed to new arrivals / inductions. As Lentils movements were back to normal, and the midwives and doctors were happy with everything, we were actually discharged, and we were told that Buttercup would … Continue reading Pregnancy Jitters Pt 2

Pregnancy Jitters

Today began, and continued, as a normal Friday would. We woke up, we had breakfast and coffee, got dressed went to work. Things were going pretty well up to a certain point. I had just taken my Nth call of the day, chatting with a nice lady about a policy she had recently purchased, explained … Continue reading Pregnancy Jitters

My guide to determining the next prime minister

Personally I think that the leadership of this country should be determined by making all the candidates take part in a weird combination trial with elements from the following: 1) Gladiator 2) Total Wipe-out 3) Takeshis Castle and just to make things interesting 4) Come Dine with Me 5) Strictly Come Dancing 6) X Factor … Continue reading My guide to determining the next prime minister

Life Insurance

With Lentil due to be born any day, and after lengthy discussions, we decided life insurance might be a good idea. What started out as a good idea has rapidly become a major headache. It turns out that life insurance comparison quotes are nothing like that of car insurance. With cars you simple head over … Continue reading Life Insurance