And now for something completely the same…

Well, it's been a while since my last post. Life gets in the way of everything I guess. I've had a lot on I suppose, which hopefully I will be able to write about in a few other posts assuming I have the time. At the moment I feel the main thing I need to … Continue reading And now for something completely the same…

The Parking Ticket or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Parking Nazis

A parking ticket? A parking ticket?! (My kingdom for a parking ticket!) We Got a Parking Ticket - Adam Gerard Furious doesn't even begin to cover it. There are millions of words in the english language, but I don't think I can string enough of them together to accurately describe just how angry I am. … Continue reading The Parking Ticket or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Parking Nazis

Sick Days: A Call Center Agents Dilemma

As a general rule, most people don't want to take time off work when they are ill. they'd rather just get one with it. Especially when their main symptom is a cough and sore throat. Around about this time every year office bugs do their rounds; making a large proportion of the office staff … Continue reading Sick Days: A Call Center Agents Dilemma

Broadband Pt 2

On September 24th I posted about how a few things had gone wrong, the broadband being one of them. Since then, we still are without broadband. EE and BT Openreach keep bouncing the fault between them, however hopefully that at least will stop as BT have confirmed that after a full investigation their systems are … Continue reading Broadband Pt 2

Madam Pt 2: The Disciplinary Bonus

Swear to God. Swear. To. God. Madam is the only person I have ever met who doesn't understand the insanity of complaining that she didn't get a bonus in the same month that she was given a verbal warning following a disciplinary. I mean honestly. Why would you expect to be rewarded having been punished. … Continue reading Madam Pt 2: The Disciplinary Bonus

Everybody wants an empire

Everyone wants an empire. Everyone wants something that is theirs, that they control. Problem is, all these empires are run by people with little man syndrome. They all want peace and tranquility without the need to put any effort it, but the moment something happens that runs the risk of ruining the peace and tranquility, … Continue reading Everybody wants an empire

Madam is as Madam does

Why does he get to have Fridays off? I need Fridays off. The envious shade of green madam decided to put on at this stage of the day was particularly impressive. Who knows what goes through her mind most of the time. Let's be honest, we all know that she doesn't actually need Fridays off … Continue reading Madam is as Madam does

The Bishop’s Stortford Civic Federation

federation fɛdəˈreɪʃ(ə)n noun 1. a group of states with a central government but independence in internal affairs. "the Russian Federation" 2. the action of forming states or organizations into a single group with centralized control. "a first step in the federation of Europe" It's funny because this is a Facebook group of like-minded people who … Continue reading The Bishop’s Stortford Civic Federation