My guide to determining the next prime minister

Personally I think that the leadership of this country should be determined by making all the candidates take part in a weird combination trial with elements from the following:

1) Gladiator
2) Total Wipe-out
3) Takeshis Castle

and just to make things interesting

4) Come Dine with Me
5) Strictly Come Dancing
6) X Factor

The parties new leader will be whoever finishes with the most points.

In the event of a tie there will be a bonus round of

7) Snakes and Ladders

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